congragulation:

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

raing0away:

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

it is probable but if you have sweaty hands and the sweat touched her hand then yes if you dont sweat then no now where are my 5 stars

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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rabioheab:

when i was younger i assumed that marilyn manson was an old lady because marilyn is my grandmas name and when i heard his music i would think “what a weird old lady”

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

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and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

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and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

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unspeakably-imperfect:

zachariegomez:

i cant believe we share a website with these people

these people are the reason he’s selling tumblr

unspeakably-imperfect:

zachariegomez:

i cant believe we share a website with these people

these people are the reason he’s selling tumblr

(Source: lilmissmarshmallow)

irenehooper:

do you ever feel

like a plastic bag

drifting through the wind

polluting the earth and ruining it for future generations

(Source: rosevriska)

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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pimientos-especiales:

So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.

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I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.

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This movie takes place in the 1920s.

behavingisoverrated:

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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nepeter:

tumblr famous more like tumblr  anus

(Source: shalrath)